alittlemxchievous:

Reblog because trans people are hot

minakosroom:

detectveprince:

giggling and kicking my feet as i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill y

burningdisarm:

in this world it’s slay or be slorn

contrabandtoxicant:

qzvk:

everyone has to stop making posts like “the world’s loneliest ant has died in secret” its making me sad

the worlds happiest ant has found large strawberry crumb

purified-zone:

scotchtapeofficial:

justspilledcoffee:

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

cute puppy what breed is he

sideways

transcendentalsleuth:

arthropoidangst:

azathoth-the-bored:

arthropoidangst:

guiltiest-gear:

arthropoidangst:

kibumkim:

The one on the right is how steak should be though.

*VERY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

You know I’m right!!

Look at that steak. Look at it’s dryness. Look at how it tears.

The heat has destroyed all connective tissue and fat.

It is no longer steak.

That is a glorified hunk of leather.

Why are you eating boot material.

It tastes superior, the texture of the fat and connective tissue is fucking vile and last I checked I’d bite into a cow if I wanted meat that raw.

Simply cope, struggle to grasp the insurmountable perfection of my immaculate correct take.

ketchuplaser:

yournewfriendshouse:

bidoof:

mooserattler:

jjflow:

freshrosemary:

allthelittlebeagles:

moonblossom:

mooserattler:

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

this photo of OP holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios is so beloved to me

The fact that it has this many notes and OP is still active boggles the mind.